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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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peetamellarktossedmebread:

lostmyselfinparadise:

suckingpeetasballs:

Nothing is sexier than this.

Thought I’d reblog this.

Oh fuck

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neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

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hologran:

i keep forgetting that’s a grown man

properkidproblems:

Anchors in the sea and Palm Trees on the beach.  

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southernusagent:

Any day is a good day for seersucker

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estelofimladris:

lovetteorleaveit:

higherthantheking:

theycallm3bruce:

parentingequality:

PSA for Parenting Equality in Europe.

Gave me fucking chills

full body goosebumps.

gay8:

who needs the trailer when u can hit play and scroll away and just try 2 listen to beyonce’s re recording of crazy in love